I. AM. THE CYCLOPS!
Mortals take heed! This weekend my daughter—the light of my life and the calm in my soul—is holding a convention for your enjoyment!
She will host games, tourneys, seminars, and has even found a means to bring you dealers of fabulous wares and artists of impeccable talent to interact with! Her magic is beyond mine, and for that you should be grateful!
So join us mortals, at Spawn of Cyclops Con! My daughter will be quite disappointed if you do not attend. And you do not want to disappoint her—or her father—now do you?
More news arriving soon!
