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by ProdigalWilliam
Sat Mar 05, 2016 4:08 pm
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

That was going to be my suggestion too. It seems like we might be in for a fight unless we walk away as satisfied patrons.
by ProdigalWilliam
Sat Mar 05, 2016 3:18 pm
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

How many guards are there in sight? Do we want to move toward the office and the manager and extra person in the gloom?
by ProdigalWilliam
Fri Mar 04, 2016 5:01 pm
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

Gunnar looks from Brun and Travis to Lacey, at last taking the hint. Casting a meaningful gaze at his "wife to be", Gunnar: "Do watch Kylie, hon. She's my favorite niece, you know." ooc; I actually tried to post this hours ago while the group was still outside. but apparently it...
by ProdigalWilliam
Fri Mar 04, 2016 10:42 am
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

Travis is standing near Gunnar inspecting the female employees, playing as a sort of scandalous match maker for the beau. Pretending it's amplified by alcohol he speaks in a voice loud enough that all this can be overheard by the woman and whomever may or may not be behind her. "Yes, you're lov...
by ProdigalWilliam
Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:19 am
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

Travis is looking around for someone who might be the "mother" of the house, someone in charge or at least knows all of the other "employees."
by ProdigalWilliam
Fri Mar 04, 2016 7:02 am
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

Lacey is a little crestfallen that no one has taken the cue to be her pretend husband other than the stinky cheese man - who also reeks of desperation and some third sour scent she can't place at the moment. She pinches her cheeks as a stand in for rouge and adjusts her posture in a way she thinks b...
by ProdigalWilliam
Thu Mar 03, 2016 9:43 pm
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

Flea, Ivan and Zeppo hold back and are content to hear the others' analysis of the employees. If we're all agreed on the bridal party idea, do we need to "borrow" anything to sell it like clothes? Travis can feel the eyes of the Cloister guards scanning his party. He can feel them underes...
by ProdigalWilliam
Thu Mar 03, 2016 6:02 pm
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

If Ninnim knows about any sort of code or password that would allow us to pass as members of Oll Zen's company, then I think that's a good plan, Jeff, otherwise I feel like it's going to unravel quickly. If we ask for an exotic looking woman as a companion for our "husband to be," we might...
by ProdigalWilliam
Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:49 pm
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

Tommy notices the street with a 1. Travis is spotting something with a 14. Lala is taking a thorough record for future visits with a (19-2) 17.
by ProdigalWilliam
Thu Mar 03, 2016 3:35 pm
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

As we're making our way to the entrance, do we notice anyone watching us? Also, does anyone look like they might have been part of the earlier brawl? If we're not getting any strange looks, I say we pretend to be a bridal party on bachelor/bachelorette type trips to this fine establishment. Lala wil...
by ProdigalWilliam
Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:53 pm
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

Travis says, "My hen goes everywhere I go, and you'll be needing me and my weapon, the Fo-" Lala interjects, "Wait, did you get me confused with a bird!!?" She drops the poor, innocent child act now that she knows nothing useful can be gained from Ninnim, "What if I want to ...
by ProdigalWilliam
Wed Mar 02, 2016 8:00 pm
Forum: Judges' Forum
Topic: Advice needed: school club with variable attendance
Replies: 20
Views: 70553

Re: Advice needed: school club with variable attendance

Prince Charming, Reanimator is the base world for our campaign too. The amount of weird whimsy and cameos by fairy tale characters as monsters and villains adds credence to the mist.
by ProdigalWilliam
Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:02 pm
Forum: Judges' Forum
Topic: Advice needed: school club with variable attendance
Replies: 20
Views: 70553

Re: Advice needed: school club with variable attendance

The GM at my FLGS deals with this by having "mists" sweep in to carry off and bring in adventurers. The vehicle is light on context: everyone has heard about the mist, few witness it, no one knows exactly what causes it. The explanation is fluffy, but the point is to dive into the modules ...
by ProdigalWilliam
Wed Mar 02, 2016 5:44 pm
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

Not sure if you mean as an opponent, or as a Class the Zeroes could Level into... In either case, I mostly hadn't. There's certainly room if this were run for higher leveled characters (2nd?) to use the Martial Grandmaster 'monster' I created for last year's Gong Farmers Almanac, and I can't recall...
by ProdigalWilliam
Wed Mar 02, 2016 4:18 pm
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

Tommy can tell the fit of his armor is off. He realizes (player rereads the description above) he'll need some sort of laces to tie up the seams. He looks around the room to see if anything might help pull the armor snug against his chest. If he sees anything suitable, he asks Ninnim if he would be ...
by ProdigalWilliam
Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:57 am
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

(also business: I meant the aside about almost snagging the filleting knife as adding weight to considering how many players will go for the loot for loot's sake. This is especially so if in physical play the GM rolls in front of the screen. Those d6 weapons look good to a lot of zero levels. Also: ...
by ProdigalWilliam
Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:25 am
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

(I won't take you up on the ret-con, I was referring to Lala's -2 strength modifier which would in role play terms put her in the mindset to stay in volley range and not bother with melee weapons.) Tommy perks up from his sorrow at the mention of renting companionship. "Ah, yes, we should hurry...
by ProdigalWilliam
Tue Mar 01, 2016 8:52 pm
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

"Please mister, you have to help us save our friend!" Lala sneaks a wink at Flea when she thinks no one else is looking. This isn't the first time Flea and Lala have talked someone out of their possessions.
by ProdigalWilliam
Tue Mar 01, 2016 7:59 pm
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

Tommy takes a moment to don the blood-spattered hide armor. He draws a deep breath in through his nostrils and almost swoons from the accumulation of sweat and grime in the leather from Millie's days as a merc. He had hoped for a far more pleasant scent. Travis cannot contain himself over this recen...
by ProdigalWilliam
Tue Mar 01, 2016 1:13 pm
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

Tommy, Travis, and Lacey hardly need convincing to beat feet away from this unholy monstrosity. Tommy gives up on the idea of dragging Millie away from the chaos - in the same moment he gives up on the fantasy that they would have hooked up at some point (something everyone else in the Iron Boot has...
by ProdigalWilliam
Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:49 am
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

Tommy is over by a mile: 19.

Lala skates under with a 13.

Travis continues to exceed expectations with a natty 1.

I'll let my declared actions stand.

[sorry, post massage coma dropped me unexpectedly]
by ProdigalWilliam
Mon Feb 29, 2016 3:42 pm
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

Lala catches Lucy out of the air and launches the frantic hen toward the nearest enemy gang member (the one attacking my group next and buffing my low luck member's AC score for a round?). Reflex save/agi check (just in case) 12+1=13. Chicken to human contact roll 10+1=11. [after the enemy goes and ...
by ProdigalWilliam
Mon Feb 29, 2016 8:56 am
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

RIP, throughly murdered Millie Tommy shouts trying to cover his panic in what he hopes might be menace. He grabs his fallen comrade's sword and hacks at D and rolls a 6 to hit... Travis shifts his massive body with a lurch that sends Lucy (the hen) flying off his shoulder in a squawking panic. He pr...
by ProdigalWilliam
Sun Feb 28, 2016 10:01 pm
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

Initiative 9+1=10 Millie flashes the gang members the dirtiest arm gesture known in the Favela (the right arm lifted over the shoulder and touching the back with the left hand clutching the right elbow). Only Lala gets an attack off with her greater than 11 luck score. She slips a stone into her sli...
by ProdigalWilliam
Sun Feb 28, 2016 7:06 pm
Forum: Crawl-By-Post
Topic: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)
Replies: 314
Views: 618855

Re: Big Trouble In Little Punjar — (RAPID URBAN FUNNEL PbP)

My band of unlucky drunkards is in! Tommy Thimble cannot hold his liquor (drunk on a thimble's worth). He is a gaunt Cheesemaker with deep set, grey eyes. He is holding a cudgel (staff) and hoarding, in his small sack, a wheel of cheese, a hammer, flint and steel, and a few torches. (str 11, agi 9, ...

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