Goodman Games

:: splutters ::

Gah! Heresey! Infidel!

(was that a little over the top?)

Not at all....not at all....

Well, I know of one that is entitled "The Temple of the First Word" and it is for levels 11-13th. It deals with entering the temple of the gods where arcana magic was first created and destroying a fallen celestial and his demonic followers before they can destroy all magic in the world. H...

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Fine, take the damned cheese!

The goblin pudding is MINE!

God, that is a tough one. May as well have asked me to pick a limb and saw it off with a rusty hacksaw, a la "Road Warrior". Honestly, here's a quick list of some of my favorites that I have run or been run through (quite literally) over the years: Legends are Made, not Born (DCC #0): This...

Nothing beats "Silver Tongue"!

Hehe, wait 'til April and you shall see!

I'm still here, I swear!

Someone just needs to poke me with a sharp stick sometimes.

Not a problem. I just picked up Ace Combat Zero anyways and just got the twins home. Kitten twins...

Oi.

Valiant stood next to Gabe and quickly drew both of his magnums, his hands a blur of motion as the twin hand cannons fired in perfect timing with each other. Val's attack rolls: 18, 19 (Woo!) The smoking holes were all the pirate had for eyes nows as Valiant put his magnums away and smirked. "H...

Almarath waited patiently for the others.

"So, we going to get this party started or what?"

Valiant suspected Jesse wasn't the gun wielding type but it was worth looking into. "Well then, let's get to lifting." He followed Gabe down into the cargo bay. ~~ Minerva sighed heavily as the captain came over the intercom and told everyone to go into the cargo bay. She had just crawled ...

Valiant nodded. "Well, we can at least see how they measure up. Otherwise, I suggest we put that cannon we have on top of this boat to good use if we set down within range of them. Put one of the crew up there while the two of us provide some more accurate forms of killing." He looked over...

"Hmmm...well, since we know this is going to be a surprise attack on our end, we should use that to our advantage. I know for a fact that you can handle your own in a gunfight and I think I have some skill left in these old bones. But, what about the others? I'd like to get to know how well our...

Valiant watched as the captain began to search through Eddie's bag and just rolled his eyes at Lincoln's lusty stare at the porno vids. "You know, doing that will make your gorramn eyes cross." He muttered as he began to route through Eddie's clothes. The clothes reeked of sweat, cheap boo...

Back in the saddle, Wally. Let's get to dustin' this trail.

Val nodded to the captain, glad he was able to get somewhere since the scanners hadn't picked up a gorramn thing.

"Good work, sir. Just like peeling an onion..." Val said, his last words trailing off and he turned back to the scanners.

"So, we heading out then?"

Break Time. I need to cut on this for a week, since it really is getting to be crunch time with finding a place, work, and school starting up again tomorrow. I'll get back asap.

Darren looked at the captain, his mouth slightly agape. "What did you do to him?" he asked, not waiting for a response as he headed into the medical lab. What Darren saw almost made his stomach empty its contents in the wastebasket. When he went to heave into the waste basket, it was what ...

(Masterful...) Valiant leaned into the glow of the scanner screens, looking for any trace of the raiders' signal. He could see the departing glow trail of the Alliance cruiser, a bright white streak against the blackness of the void. "What do you think the captain is up to?" Jesse asked. V...

Minerva smiled to Jesse as she walked past and gave her a quick nod. "Just doin' my job." And with that, she headed into the shower for a few moments of pure, refreshing bliss that only a nice hot shower after a long day's work could bring. ~~ Darren worked quickly and efficiently, pulling...

Minerva rolled her eyes as Lincoln went on and on by companions. She wiped off her hands, which were grimy with various engine substances, and looked at Lincoln sternly. "You know somethin', Studly? You got a lot to learn about women. Most of 'em actually care about men's feelings. The good men...

Valiant could only nod as the captain released him from the storage room.

"I don't plan on being caught." He said as he dragged the still unconscious Eddie.

And kudos to you for bringing in man love.

Hehehe, perfect moment. Good work.

Minerva only laughed softly as she looked over the thruster controls. Everything looked good but there was some minor damage that would have to be repaired once they reached planetside. "Well, I'm sure gettin' a woman who breaths and does all of the normal functions one does is more whatcha loo...

Minerva nodded and went back to work. "You know, Lincoln, you're pretty good with technology. Ever think of buildin' yourself a girlfriend?" She smirked to the college boy and tossed him a wrench. "Help me look over the thruster output controls. I want to make sure the thrusters are g...