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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by Bilgewriggler » Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:14 pm

Note: Near the top of this page, it seemed Nurzual had ended up 20' from the hag and thus was unable to attack. Jingles and Brandybland were with the front line, so was it one of them that got whacked? Or did I misunderstand, and the implication was that Nurzual did a double-move to get into range, leaving him unable to attack even though he was now in melee?

To keep things moving, I'll declare actions for all four characters, and you can just subtract whichever one died.

Inspired by Blackthorn, Qort yells, "For the stickerpuppy!" and attempts another blow with his club. Die: 15. Strength +1. Total of 16, club damage ... 3 (including strength bonus).

Nurzual (if alive) swings his two-handed sword with a 6.

Jingles (if alive) jabs with her flint spear rolling a 14. She'll burn 2 points of luck to make that a 16, for ... 1 point of damage.

Brandybland (if alive), hacks at the hag with her glaive, rolling an 18. Damage: 4.
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Jingles Coinclink, Halfling, hag-hacked into haggis

Nurzual the Faceter – M Jwlr - Wiz - L
S 12 A 8 (-1) S 9 P 11 I 15 (+1) L 10
AC 9 HP 6 Mv 30 Init -1 Ref 0 Fort 0 Will 1
Chalk 1pc, 20 gp Gem, Backpack, 10’ chain, 10 sheets parchment, Kith pouch, small hammer, ray-gun, Rope 50', 5gp 10sp 274 cp
shortsword +0(1d6)
Ch Psn (no MM), Clr Spr 65, Force Manip 81, Rd Mag 12, Spidr Cl 69
Pl.Common (basic)

Snooth Inksplot Scribe RIP under cave-in, a crushing loss

Qort Quiddlegit M Hlr - Cler - N(C?)
S 11 temp 14 (+1) A 11 temp 14 (+1) S 6 (-1) P 5 (-2) I 6 (-1) L 5 (-2)
AC 10 temp 11 HP 8 Mov 30 Init 0 Ref t+1 Fort 0 Will -1
club +0 (1d4+1t) - hand mirror, holy wtr, wtrskin Kith drink 12 oz drunk, 31 cp
-2 Ms fire damage
Det Magic

Brandybland Shoetree F Coblr N
S 10 A 9 S 10 P 8 (-1) I 9 L 9
AC 14 HP 1 Mov 30 Init 0 Ref 0 Fort 0; Will -1
gldtr glaive +0 (1d10) - gldtr ch mail - Fe spike, shoehorn, 48 cp
Prof: dagger

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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by TerraGoetia » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:02 pm

I'll double-check to make sure I killed the right guy.

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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by TerraGoetia » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:07 pm

On further review, you were right that Nurzual was out of range. I meant to target one of your characters who was forming the front-line and mis-read who was up front. Let's redirect that hit to.... *rolls randomly* Jingles.

Thank you for correcting me!

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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by Fenris Ulfhamr » Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:10 am

TerraGoetia wrote:I'll double-check to make sure I killed the right guy.
Ha! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by GnomeBoy » Sat Sep 23, 2017 2:10 pm

Havarth is right in there, ferociously stabbing at the thing to save lives...!
Atk Roll: 13 -- He burns 3 Luck to make that a 16!
Damage: 1
[cue wah-wah horns]


Lucius steps into the gap from a fallen comrade...
Atk Roll (with sword): 10
[oh, well]


Toby pushes Kelven into the other gap with a "start saving your own damn life for once!"

Kelven, armed with a kith sword, swings...
Atk roll: 20! (not natural, though)
Damage: 4 (assuming it's a d8 weapon -- if I'm wrong, please re-roll for me, or extrapolate the roll)


Toby pulls the fallen bodies away from the feet of the front line.
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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by TerraGoetia » Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:59 pm

Combat Ends, Normal Turns Ensue
The party bears down on the Kith Sea Hag, slashing, stabbing, and thumping, until the beast gives out. She collapses to the floor, blood running freely from her. She's dead, and so are those she took with her. She has no belongings on her--perhaps a creature like her would have a lair somewhere? Her skin would make a prized addition to the Kith Warbanner: who else could say they faced down such a monstrosity!

"Hey--Hey! Did you kill her? [It doesn't sound like they're being eaten, maybe they lived!] I know how to leave this planet, and I could use a willing [or unwilling] crew! [Ohhh I hope they fall for it I'm so hungry...]"

What will the party do?

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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by Judge Blackthorn » Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:57 pm

(Meta: Id be willing to bet that the area with the voice probably olds some nice treasure and a good deal more death)

Blacthorn cups a hand to his ear, well, THAT doesn't sound promising

Duke gives him a sideways look, The brave and steadfast Blackshield is turning down a chance for heroics?

Blacthorn glares back at her, seriously?! You're obviously doing it on purpose at this point he swipes the torch from her, and hands her his sword, realizes this is no better solution, and immediately swaps back.

(My crew will follow the rest of the group)
PbP Purple Planeteers

Duke - Wizard C Trapper
S12(11) A9 S9 P16(2) I17(2) L14(1) AC 10 HP 4 Mov 30
Init 0 Ref +1 Fort 0 Will +3 SP +3 crit 1d6/I +1 Spell Dam
{Enlarge (93) — Sleep (66&81) — Color Spray (90)}
{Patron Bond (32-sun) — Invoke Patron (70) — Find Familiar (25)}
{Chill Touch (69&86) — Lang: PC (beg) dragon, hobgoblin, chaos}
Glad chain mail (+/-4) (not worn) Torch, Flint and Steel, 25cp

Blackthorn - Thief N Hunter
S9 A13 S11 P7(1) I16(2) L9 AC 11 HP 7 Mov 25 Init +1
Ref +2 Fort +1 Will -1 Crit 1d10/II Luck Die D3
{Backstab 0 Sneak 4 Hide 2 Pick Pockets 4}
{Climb 4 Pick Locks 2 Find Traps 3 Disable Traps 2 Forge 4}
{Disguise -1 Read Lang 2 Handle Poison 0 Spell/Scroll D12+2}
Lang: Neutral, cant, halfling
Glad scale mail (+/-3) (not worn) Glad 2H Sword (1d10)
Backpack, Flask, Badger Pelt, Skin Cloak, 20sp, 65 cp

Kettering (RIP) skewered on a Kith Spear
Leibgott (RIP) Asphyxiated on his own blood
Thelonious (RIP) - Kith spear through his tiny halfling heart

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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by Fenris Ulfhamr » Tue Sep 26, 2017 1:50 am

Arvis and Beega collect the personal effects of their fallen kinsmen. Arvis sets out his chest and again motions to Nurzual the shortsword and small hammer that was Moarbanez'. He then brings Darag's skin cloak to Blackthorn and attempts to drape it over his shoulders saying:
Arvis:" Hún dó fyrir þig ... það er rétt að þú geymir það."He places a hand on Blackthorn's shoulder, then on his own chest, then expansively gesturing to their party punctuating each motion with a single word:
"KITH"
Then they begin the grisly task of beheading and skinning the hag.

Do the kith understand this mysterious voice as well?
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Str7/8 (-1) Agi17(+2) Sta9(0) Per6(-1) Int15(+1) Luc15(+1) AC13 (padded armor, fumble d8) HP7 Sling+2 (1d4-1) or dagger+/-1 (1d4-1) Spd30 Init+2 R+3 F0 W0 Ragdoll (Mara), Pony, 48cp 602gp Common, Chaos, Halfling, Dwarven
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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by Bilgewriggler » Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:36 am

Nurzual accepts the gifts and takes note of the efficient butchery of the hag.

Nurzual (quietly): We seem now to be in possession of a quantity of meat, which that mysterious voice earlier pined for. The speaker also mentioned a wish to be freed, and now claims knowledge we might be able to make use of. Should we perhaps offer to trade it some meat in exchange for its counsel? And then ascertain if it might be safely freed as payment for a way home?

Qort examines the fallen with his healer's skills to make sure they're all actually dead. If any seem remotely capable of being revived, he'll pour a bit of the kith drink down their throats.

Qort (patting lifeless faces): Dead then, are you? You too? And you as well?

Brandybland: Well, my mother used to say, "When life gives you leather, make shoes." And my father used to say, "If you don't know the customer's foot-size, make sandals."
Purple Planeteers:

Jingles Coinclink, Halfling, hag-hacked into haggis

Nurzual the Faceter – M Jwlr - Wiz - L
S 12 A 8 (-1) S 9 P 11 I 15 (+1) L 10
AC 9 HP 6 Mv 30 Init -1 Ref 0 Fort 0 Will 1
Chalk 1pc, 20 gp Gem, Backpack, 10’ chain, 10 sheets parchment, Kith pouch, small hammer, ray-gun, Rope 50', 5gp 10sp 274 cp
shortsword +0(1d6)
Ch Psn (no MM), Clr Spr 65, Force Manip 81, Rd Mag 12, Spidr Cl 69
Pl.Common (basic)

Snooth Inksplot Scribe RIP under cave-in, a crushing loss

Qort Quiddlegit M Hlr - Cler - N(C?)
S 11 temp 14 (+1) A 11 temp 14 (+1) S 6 (-1) P 5 (-2) I 6 (-1) L 5 (-2)
AC 10 temp 11 HP 8 Mov 30 Init 0 Ref t+1 Fort 0 Will -1
club +0 (1d4+1t) - hand mirror, holy wtr, wtrskin Kith drink 12 oz drunk, 31 cp
-2 Ms fire damage
Det Magic

Brandybland Shoetree F Coblr N
S 10 A 9 S 10 P 8 (-1) I 9 L 9
AC 14 HP 1 Mov 30 Init 0 Ref 0 Fort 0; Will -1
gldtr glaive +0 (1d10) - gldtr ch mail - Fe spike, shoehorn, 48 cp
Prof: dagger

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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by TerraGoetia » Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:09 am

Fenris Ulfhamr wrote: Do the kith understand this mysterious voice as well?
Yes! It is understood by all party members, regardless of their primary language.

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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by Judge Blackthorn » Tue Sep 26, 2017 4:02 am

Blackthorn, a hunter by trade, gladly accepts the Kith gift and wears it with pride, he begins the task of helping the Kith to skin the beast. Kith eh? he extends a hand to Arvis, I'm Blackshield... thorn! Damnit, Duke!

Duke nods in agreement with Nurzal, sound thinking, what's the plan?
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Duke - Wizard C Trapper
S12(11) A9 S9 P16(2) I17(2) L14(1) AC 10 HP 4 Mov 30
Init 0 Ref +1 Fort 0 Will +3 SP +3 crit 1d6/I +1 Spell Dam
{Enlarge (93) — Sleep (66&81) — Color Spray (90)}
{Patron Bond (32-sun) — Invoke Patron (70) — Find Familiar (25)}
{Chill Touch (69&86) — Lang: PC (beg) dragon, hobgoblin, chaos}
Glad chain mail (+/-4) (not worn) Torch, Flint and Steel, 25cp

Blackthorn - Thief N Hunter
S9 A13 S11 P7(1) I16(2) L9 AC 11 HP 7 Mov 25 Init +1
Ref +2 Fort +1 Will -1 Crit 1d10/II Luck Die D3
{Backstab 0 Sneak 4 Hide 2 Pick Pockets 4}
{Climb 4 Pick Locks 2 Find Traps 3 Disable Traps 2 Forge 4}
{Disguise -1 Read Lang 2 Handle Poison 0 Spell/Scroll D12+2}
Lang: Neutral, cant, halfling
Glad scale mail (+/-3) (not worn) Glad 2H Sword (1d10)
Backpack, Flask, Badger Pelt, Skin Cloak, 20sp, 65 cp

Kettering (RIP) skewered on a Kith Spear
Leibgott (RIP) Asphyxiated on his own blood
Thelonious (RIP) - Kith spear through his tiny halfling heart

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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by GnomeBoy » Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:25 am

Havarth speaks:
Those of us with glaives could put a hank of meat on the point, and approach the voice with caution.
If it really just wants to be fed, it can take the meat.
But if it's a trick, we can perhaps stab at it before it stabs at us...


Kelven makes a sour face watching the beast being cut up.
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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by Bilgewriggler » Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:44 pm

I don't want to skip over Fenris, but I'm assuming that skinning a hag would take enough time for a moderate amount of conversational back-and-forth. (Although I could be wrong ... I suppose there's more than one way to skin a hag.)

Nurzual: I'm not immediately seeing any flaws in that plan.

Qort: I'd help, but I don't have a glaive.

Brandybland: Take the dead halfling's weapon.

Qort: But ... it's a spear. I still wouldn't have a glaive.

Brandybland: ...

Nurzual: The weapons have similar principles of operation, I believe.

Qort: Oh. Ohh ... now I see.

(Qort will take the spear once he's finished checking the fallen party members for signs of life.)
Purple Planeteers:

Jingles Coinclink, Halfling, hag-hacked into haggis

Nurzual the Faceter – M Jwlr - Wiz - L
S 12 A 8 (-1) S 9 P 11 I 15 (+1) L 10
AC 9 HP 6 Mv 30 Init -1 Ref 0 Fort 0 Will 1
Chalk 1pc, 20 gp Gem, Backpack, 10’ chain, 10 sheets parchment, Kith pouch, small hammer, ray-gun, Rope 50', 5gp 10sp 274 cp
shortsword +0(1d6)
Ch Psn (no MM), Clr Spr 65, Force Manip 81, Rd Mag 12, Spidr Cl 69
Pl.Common (basic)

Snooth Inksplot Scribe RIP under cave-in, a crushing loss

Qort Quiddlegit M Hlr - Cler - N(C?)
S 11 temp 14 (+1) A 11 temp 14 (+1) S 6 (-1) P 5 (-2) I 6 (-1) L 5 (-2)
AC 10 temp 11 HP 8 Mov 30 Init 0 Ref t+1 Fort 0 Will -1
club +0 (1d4+1t) - hand mirror, holy wtr, wtrskin Kith drink 12 oz drunk, 31 cp
-2 Ms fire damage
Det Magic

Brandybland Shoetree F Coblr N
S 10 A 9 S 10 P 8 (-1) I 9 L 9
AC 14 HP 1 Mov 30 Init 0 Ref 0 Fort 0; Will -1
gldtr glaive +0 (1d10) - gldtr ch mail - Fe spike, shoehorn, 48 cp
Prof: dagger

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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by Fenris Ulfhamr » Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:05 pm

Arvis awkwardly grasps the outstretched hand and smiles grimly revealing yellowed fangs. He thumps a fist to his chest, the extends his hand to Beega, Blackthorn, and Duke in turn, reciting each name:
Arvis:"Arvis...Beega...Black-Shield-Thorn...Dammit-Duke!"
They ready a spear with hagflesh in immitation of the humans' glaives and prepare the hag's head for mounting on the banner.

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Str7/8 (-1) Agi17(+2) Sta9(0) Per6(-1) Int15(+1) Luc15(+1) AC13 (padded armor, fumble d8) HP7 Sling+2 (1d4-1) or dagger+/-1 (1d4-1) Spd30 Init+2 R+3 F0 W0 Ragdoll (Mara), Pony, 48cp 602gp Common, Chaos, Halfling, Dwarven
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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by Judge Blackthorn » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:38 pm

Fenris Ulfhamr wrote:Arvis awkwardly grasps the outstretched hand and smiles grimly revealing yellowed fangs. He thumps a fist to his chest, the extends his hand to Beega, Blackthorn, and Duke in turn, reciting each name:
Arvis:"Arvis...Beega...Black-Shield-Thorn...Dammit-Duke!"
:lol:

(Also Qort is cracking me up. Now onward, Space Comedians of the Purple Planet)
PbP Purple Planeteers

Duke - Wizard C Trapper
S12(11) A9 S9 P16(2) I17(2) L14(1) AC 10 HP 4 Mov 30
Init 0 Ref +1 Fort 0 Will +3 SP +3 crit 1d6/I +1 Spell Dam
{Enlarge (93) — Sleep (66&81) — Color Spray (90)}
{Patron Bond (32-sun) — Invoke Patron (70) — Find Familiar (25)}
{Chill Touch (69&86) — Lang: PC (beg) dragon, hobgoblin, chaos}
Glad chain mail (+/-4) (not worn) Torch, Flint and Steel, 25cp

Blackthorn - Thief N Hunter
S9 A13 S11 P7(1) I16(2) L9 AC 11 HP 7 Mov 25 Init +1
Ref +2 Fort +1 Will -1 Crit 1d10/II Luck Die D3
{Backstab 0 Sneak 4 Hide 2 Pick Pockets 4}
{Climb 4 Pick Locks 2 Find Traps 3 Disable Traps 2 Forge 4}
{Disguise -1 Read Lang 2 Handle Poison 0 Spell/Scroll D12+2}
Lang: Neutral, cant, halfling
Glad scale mail (+/-3) (not worn) Glad 2H Sword (1d10)
Backpack, Flask, Badger Pelt, Skin Cloak, 20sp, 65 cp

Kettering (RIP) skewered on a Kith Spear
Leibgott (RIP) Asphyxiated on his own blood
Thelonious (RIP) - Kith spear through his tiny halfling heart

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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by TerraGoetia » Wed Sep 27, 2017 7:05 pm

Next Turn

The party proceeds to cut up the Kith Sea Hag, some for trophies and others to make meat-on-a-sword.

"[Good, good, they're cutting her up. Mmm. I can taste it in the air. Sigh. I'll get a good look at them, see how many there are... I'd better look presentable.]"

You hear what sounds like sandpaper scuffing coming from the direction of the annoying voice.

What will you do?

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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by Bilgewriggler » Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:46 am

Qort and Brandybland each bait their respective pole-arms. Qort has another belated realization, and asks Brandybland, "Is that armor you've got on? Do you have any extra I could use?"

Brandybland: Not on me.

Qort: You mean, it's not armor on you? Or you haven't any extra on you?

Nurzual: Friends ... the plan?
Purple Planeteers:

Jingles Coinclink, Halfling, hag-hacked into haggis

Nurzual the Faceter – M Jwlr - Wiz - L
S 12 A 8 (-1) S 9 P 11 I 15 (+1) L 10
AC 9 HP 6 Mv 30 Init -1 Ref 0 Fort 0 Will 1
Chalk 1pc, 20 gp Gem, Backpack, 10’ chain, 10 sheets parchment, Kith pouch, small hammer, ray-gun, Rope 50', 5gp 10sp 274 cp
shortsword +0(1d6)
Ch Psn (no MM), Clr Spr 65, Force Manip 81, Rd Mag 12, Spidr Cl 69
Pl.Common (basic)

Snooth Inksplot Scribe RIP under cave-in, a crushing loss

Qort Quiddlegit M Hlr - Cler - N(C?)
S 11 temp 14 (+1) A 11 temp 14 (+1) S 6 (-1) P 5 (-2) I 6 (-1) L 5 (-2)
AC 10 temp 11 HP 8 Mov 30 Init 0 Ref t+1 Fort 0 Will -1
club +0 (1d4+1t) - hand mirror, holy wtr, wtrskin Kith drink 12 oz drunk, 31 cp
-2 Ms fire damage
Det Magic

Brandybland Shoetree F Coblr N
S 10 A 9 S 10 P 8 (-1) I 9 L 9
AC 14 HP 1 Mov 30 Init 0 Ref 0 Fort 0; Will -1
gldtr glaive +0 (1d10) - gldtr ch mail - Fe spike, shoehorn, 48 cp
Prof: dagger

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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by Judge Blackthorn » Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:43 am

Damnit Duke follows behind the group with the torch, listening to Qorpse continue to exist has given me an idea, if this creature isn't satisfied with hag flesh we could always offer it...

BlackShield Thorn cuts her off, don't even finish that thought! he stays by the leaders of the group with his two handed sword extended forward matching their pole arms.

Damnit Duke posits sulkily, it's not like he would understand me, these Grizzelynargle learned more common in the last minute than Qorpse has in its entire life...
PbP Purple Planeteers

Duke - Wizard C Trapper
S12(11) A9 S9 P16(2) I17(2) L14(1) AC 10 HP 4 Mov 30
Init 0 Ref +1 Fort 0 Will +3 SP +3 crit 1d6/I +1 Spell Dam
{Enlarge (93) — Sleep (66&81) — Color Spray (90)}
{Patron Bond (32-sun) — Invoke Patron (70) — Find Familiar (25)}
{Chill Touch (69&86) — Lang: PC (beg) dragon, hobgoblin, chaos}
Glad chain mail (+/-4) (not worn) Torch, Flint and Steel, 25cp

Blackthorn - Thief N Hunter
S9 A13 S11 P7(1) I16(2) L9 AC 11 HP 7 Mov 25 Init +1
Ref +2 Fort +1 Will -1 Crit 1d10/II Luck Die D3
{Backstab 0 Sneak 4 Hide 2 Pick Pockets 4}
{Climb 4 Pick Locks 2 Find Traps 3 Disable Traps 2 Forge 4}
{Disguise -1 Read Lang 2 Handle Poison 0 Spell/Scroll D12+2}
Lang: Neutral, cant, halfling
Glad scale mail (+/-3) (not worn) Glad 2H Sword (1d10)
Backpack, Flask, Badger Pelt, Skin Cloak, 20sp, 65 cp

Kettering (RIP) skewered on a Kith Spear
Leibgott (RIP) Asphyxiated on his own blood
Thelonious (RIP) - Kith spear through his tiny halfling heart

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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by Bilgewriggler » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:46 am

Qort: I don't mean to show off, Damnit Duke, but I'm pretty sure corpses don't have even parts of lives, much less entire ones. I think that's what makes them corpses. If I'm remembering things right from healer school. Although I guess I might have forgotten a few of the details. That happens to me sometimes.
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Jingles Coinclink, Halfling, hag-hacked into haggis

Nurzual the Faceter – M Jwlr - Wiz - L
S 12 A 8 (-1) S 9 P 11 I 15 (+1) L 10
AC 9 HP 6 Mv 30 Init -1 Ref 0 Fort 0 Will 1
Chalk 1pc, 20 gp Gem, Backpack, 10’ chain, 10 sheets parchment, Kith pouch, small hammer, ray-gun, Rope 50', 5gp 10sp 274 cp
shortsword +0(1d6)
Ch Psn (no MM), Clr Spr 65, Force Manip 81, Rd Mag 12, Spidr Cl 69
Pl.Common (basic)

Snooth Inksplot Scribe RIP under cave-in, a crushing loss

Qort Quiddlegit M Hlr - Cler - N(C?)
S 11 temp 14 (+1) A 11 temp 14 (+1) S 6 (-1) P 5 (-2) I 6 (-1) L 5 (-2)
AC 10 temp 11 HP 8 Mov 30 Init 0 Ref t+1 Fort 0 Will -1
club +0 (1d4+1t) - hand mirror, holy wtr, wtrskin Kith drink 12 oz drunk, 31 cp
-2 Ms fire damage
Det Magic

Brandybland Shoetree F Coblr N
S 10 A 9 S 10 P 8 (-1) I 9 L 9
AC 14 HP 1 Mov 30 Init 0 Ref 0 Fort 0; Will -1
gldtr glaive +0 (1d10) - gldtr ch mail - Fe spike, shoehorn, 48 cp
Prof: dagger

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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by GnomeBoy » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:51 am

Havarth suggests, We should stick together, shoulder to shoulder, and approach in unison.

He'll take a middle position and move forward toward the voice when everyone going is assembled.

Lucius takes his strange stone in hand, superstitiously feeling that it may be helpful...

Toby and finally Kelven follow on from behind.
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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by Judge Blackthorn » Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:00 pm

Dukes eyes widen at Blackthorn, isn't it amazing? I've never seen anythimy quite so dense. Just a marvelous specimen.

Blackthorn sighs defeatedly, Qort, friend, I'm trying to teach Duke a valuable lesson: that all life is precious. I would ask that you stop trying to help, as it is becoming increasingly unclear which side of the argument you are on.

(Ready to roll out?)
PbP Purple Planeteers

Duke - Wizard C Trapper
S12(11) A9 S9 P16(2) I17(2) L14(1) AC 10 HP 4 Mov 30
Init 0 Ref +1 Fort 0 Will +3 SP +3 crit 1d6/I +1 Spell Dam
{Enlarge (93) — Sleep (66&81) — Color Spray (90)}
{Patron Bond (32-sun) — Invoke Patron (70) — Find Familiar (25)}
{Chill Touch (69&86) — Lang: PC (beg) dragon, hobgoblin, chaos}
Glad chain mail (+/-4) (not worn) Torch, Flint and Steel, 25cp

Blackthorn - Thief N Hunter
S9 A13 S11 P7(1) I16(2) L9 AC 11 HP 7 Mov 25 Init +1
Ref +2 Fort +1 Will -1 Crit 1d10/II Luck Die D3
{Backstab 0 Sneak 4 Hide 2 Pick Pockets 4}
{Climb 4 Pick Locks 2 Find Traps 3 Disable Traps 2 Forge 4}
{Disguise -1 Read Lang 2 Handle Poison 0 Spell/Scroll D12+2}
Lang: Neutral, cant, halfling
Glad scale mail (+/-3) (not worn) Glad 2H Sword (1d10)
Backpack, Flask, Badger Pelt, Skin Cloak, 20sp, 65 cp

Kettering (RIP) skewered on a Kith Spear
Leibgott (RIP) Asphyxiated on his own blood
Thelonious (RIP) - Kith spear through his tiny halfling heart

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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by TerraGoetia » Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:59 pm

If the party is moving together, I can describe the next scene. Otherwise let me know if you're doing anything else!

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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by Fenris Ulfhamr » Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:52 pm

Beega moves toward the kith banner to attach the hag-head thereunto, taking it up if he is able. Arvis glances at Duke and Qort's exchange quizzically and blurts:
''Qorpse!''
Arvis takes up a spear baited with hagflesh and takes a position near the front with his new clan.
Beega will stand in the second rank, banner in both his small hands if he can acquire it, otherwise he follows whomever has it and tries sheepishly to help them carry it.

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Str7/8 (-1) Agi17(+2) Sta9(0) Per6(-1) Int15(+1) Luc15(+1) AC13 (padded armor, fumble d8) HP7 Sling+2 (1d4-1) or dagger+/-1 (1d4-1) Spd30 Init+2 R+3 F0 W0 Ragdoll (Mara), Pony, 48cp 602gp Common, Chaos, Halfling, Dwarven
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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by Judge Blackthorn » Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:42 pm

My guys will move in their standard marching order
PbP Purple Planeteers

Duke - Wizard C Trapper
S12(11) A9 S9 P16(2) I17(2) L14(1) AC 10 HP 4 Mov 30
Init 0 Ref +1 Fort 0 Will +3 SP +3 crit 1d6/I +1 Spell Dam
{Enlarge (93) — Sleep (66&81) — Color Spray (90)}
{Patron Bond (32-sun) — Invoke Patron (70) — Find Familiar (25)}
{Chill Touch (69&86) — Lang: PC (beg) dragon, hobgoblin, chaos}
Glad chain mail (+/-4) (not worn) Torch, Flint and Steel, 25cp

Blackthorn - Thief N Hunter
S9 A13 S11 P7(1) I16(2) L9 AC 11 HP 7 Mov 25 Init +1
Ref +2 Fort +1 Will -1 Crit 1d10/II Luck Die D3
{Backstab 0 Sneak 4 Hide 2 Pick Pockets 4}
{Climb 4 Pick Locks 2 Find Traps 3 Disable Traps 2 Forge 4}
{Disguise -1 Read Lang 2 Handle Poison 0 Spell/Scroll D12+2}
Lang: Neutral, cant, halfling
Glad scale mail (+/-3) (not worn) Glad 2H Sword (1d10)
Backpack, Flask, Badger Pelt, Skin Cloak, 20sp, 65 cp

Kettering (RIP) skewered on a Kith Spear
Leibgott (RIP) Asphyxiated on his own blood
Thelonious (RIP) - Kith spear through his tiny halfling heart

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Re: Purple Planet Funnel, Campaign

Post by Bilgewriggler » Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:49 pm

Brandybland and Qort will be on the front line, since they have the meated polearms. Nurzual will hang back with his two-handed sword.
Purple Planeteers:

Jingles Coinclink, Halfling, hag-hacked into haggis

Nurzual the Faceter – M Jwlr - Wiz - L
S 12 A 8 (-1) S 9 P 11 I 15 (+1) L 10
AC 9 HP 6 Mv 30 Init -1 Ref 0 Fort 0 Will 1
Chalk 1pc, 20 gp Gem, Backpack, 10’ chain, 10 sheets parchment, Kith pouch, small hammer, ray-gun, Rope 50', 5gp 10sp 274 cp
shortsword +0(1d6)
Ch Psn (no MM), Clr Spr 65, Force Manip 81, Rd Mag 12, Spidr Cl 69
Pl.Common (basic)

Snooth Inksplot Scribe RIP under cave-in, a crushing loss

Qort Quiddlegit M Hlr - Cler - N(C?)
S 11 temp 14 (+1) A 11 temp 14 (+1) S 6 (-1) P 5 (-2) I 6 (-1) L 5 (-2)
AC 10 temp 11 HP 8 Mov 30 Init 0 Ref t+1 Fort 0 Will -1
club +0 (1d4+1t) - hand mirror, holy wtr, wtrskin Kith drink 12 oz drunk, 31 cp
-2 Ms fire damage
Det Magic

Brandybland Shoetree F Coblr N
S 10 A 9 S 10 P 8 (-1) I 9 L 9
AC 14 HP 1 Mov 30 Init 0 Ref 0 Fort 0; Will -1
gldtr glaive +0 (1d10) - gldtr ch mail - Fe spike, shoehorn, 48 cp
Prof: dagger

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