While supplies last, every paid physical order through our online store will be delivered with a free set of TPK tissues! And if you order more than $25 worth of product, we’ll give you a pack of TPK tissues for every $25 you order! These are real tissues that can be used to wipe your tears or blow your nose. They are great for when you’re playing DCC RPG and mourning the loss of yet another player character.
And may we recommend some great player-thrashing dungeons with which to enjoy these tissues? What better way to get the valves flowing than a 0-level funnel! Get your TPK tissues now by ordering one of these great 0-level adventures – or any other physical item in our online store!